When people ask why I want a fox
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
HAKUNA MA’VODKAit means no memories, for the rest of the night (via hicktownprincess)
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
Jen and I have realized that if it weren’t for all the shit that happened to us last fall, we never would have been friends, we never would have started pole and we wouldn’t have tried so many other things we have :) friends
This is my best friend. She is wonderful. Thank you ass holes for bringing us together.