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itsmetaylormarie:

When people ask why I want a fox

How

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THEY’RE

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CUTE

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CUDDLY

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GOOFY

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MAJESTIC

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HOW

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YOU

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NOT

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WANT

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20!?

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  • AnonymousOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
  • stripperina

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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  • Me:But [therapist name], I would be soooo much happier if I just lost a little bit of weight....
  • Therapist:Losing weight isn't a way to happiness. If you keep hating your body until you get down to that goal weight, then you won't have anything but hatred towards your body.
  • Me:But I want to be happier....
  • Therapist:If losing weight made you happy, Michelle, then eating disorder clinics would be filled with the happiest people.....
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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night   (via hicktownprincess)
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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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happiness-ismyjourney:

Jen and I have realized that if it weren’t for all the shit that happened to us last fall, we never would have been friends, we never would have started pole and we wouldn’t have tried so many other things we have :) friends

This is my best friend. She is wonderful. Thank you ass holes for bringing us together.

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