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itsmetaylormarie:

When people ask why I want a fox

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CUDDLY

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GOOFY

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MAJESTIC

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20!?

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  • AnonymousOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
  • stripperina

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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  • Me:But [therapist name], I would be soooo much happier if I just lost a little bit of weight....
  • Therapist:Losing weight isn't a way to happiness. If you keep hating your body until you get down to that goal weight, then you won't have anything but hatred towards your body.
  • Me:But I want to be happier....
  • Therapist:If losing weight made you happy, Michelle, then eating disorder clinics would be filled with the happiest people.....
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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night   (via hicktownprincess)
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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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